Non Sequitur or New Tagline?

Though I haven’t quite figured out the meaning behind Return of the Reluctant‘s brief description of this site (scroll over “Olive Press” in the “Friends, Romans, Countrymen” section of the sidebar), I’m actually considering using it as my new tagline:

gloriously febrile; brian even knits!

If anyone who understands this seeming non sequitur actually interprets it as an insult, please inform me before I do something stupid, such as embrace the description entirely without irony.